<rant>

I am a lucky geek girl indeed. Opportunities abound in my connected, connected life. In fact, I have over 60 new opportunities in my work inbox this morning.

Should I choose to accept these missions, I could:

• Get Valium and Viagra for free
• Work from the comfort of my own home
• Advertise via email to 36 million people
• Eliminate my credit card interest
• Break out of debt
• Get free cable
• Increase my stamina, energy and desire
• Find women to love me (gee, what I've always wanted)
• Get a bigger penis
• Have more money
• Marry a sexy girl
• Get a $25,000 free cash grant
• Improve my cell signal
• Lose a few pounds
• Get my home refinance loan approved
• Get a 30 year fixed mortgage at 5.5%
• Be my own boss
• Get a university degree

... and much, much more!

Honestly. Sixty—count 'em—sixty spams waiting in my work inbox this morning. Un-be-freakin-lievable, people. Spam is the bane of my life. The bane of my inbox. A hairy, overgrown, cancerous tumour on the butt of my existence.

</rant>

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